| dear diary - you fatass m . . . m . . . m . . . 'its never as bad as it seems because i'm the gay robot' [5 minutes later] 'its never as bad as seems because i'm the gay goat' : chris and andy don't ask - - - okay, since you said please. chris has a bunch of recording equipment/studio crizzap . . . voice distortion mechanism = f***ed up phrases ...i guess baaaahhhhh so what you wanna do? i dunno. whata you wanna do? wanna tip cows? mmmm....okay ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- pish! i have never tipped a cow . . . lucky bastards . . . slut [s h e n a ] |
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| dear diary - you dumbass m.m.m. i really need to update this thing. pictures and all. I tried to log in this fine evening and everything was all weird and new. . .b l e k. . .change sucks when you're not expecting it. but perhaps xanga can improve its rank of importance on my little list once i get my new computer . . . so an 8 year old tried to tell me how to do my job today . . . his brain isn't fully developed yet and he has no clue as to what he is talking about - - - I wanted to smack the innocense right out of him. 'Stressful day dear?' 'yes. dear.' . . . s l u t [s h e n a] |
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| dear diary - you dumbass
m m m . . . so you are sitting there, lights out, tv glowing, in a daze of familiarity. you find
yourself in this place every few nights. w i e r d.
french fry squeeks. she is trying to figure out how to manuever herself under the sheet on
which my purse lies. such a grande obsticle for such a wee dog. she has given up. curled
and now laying on a barren couch cushion . not her cup of tea - but she makes do. . . s l u t
[s h e n a]
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| dear diary - you dumbass
my wonderful christopher has asked me the big question. on our 5 year
anniversary (may 5th) he asked me to marry him. i said yes. enough said.
wedding date won't be for a couple of years though. - sit back and just
revel in all its wonderfulness and the smiles it brings you.
and alas he is off on the west coast touring with the band and making fans -
money - friends - a career. i miss him so incredibly much. i can't wait to
kiss his sweetness of a face again...slut
i am watching adult swim - meatwad is pushing shake and fry up a hill in a
wagon, in hell.
[s h e n a]
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| dear diary - you dumbass
okay okay - so its not like anyone is going to be reading this because i am sure they all think
i have fallen off of the face of the earth or something but i shall speak anyhow.
so i was at work finishing up on some stuff before heading out and i was taking a pregnant
dog [princess- a golden retriever mix] out to go potty before i left and as we are walking
through the door she suddenly stops in the middle as the (heavy) door starts swinging shut -
i realize what is happening and turn around to lunge for the door to catch it before it smacks
inocent bystandard mommy dog and i slip and fall - due to the virkon foot bath that tends to
get the floor around itself wet - it was quite an embarassing scene but there were no
witnesses. (i shot them). The important thing is mommy dog was saved from the dreaded door!
[shena]
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